In brief

toddler spent her first night ever sleeping with someone else in the same room: her toddler cousin

they of course spoke for over an hour, in a very nonsensical toddler dialect, going over important tautological questions about themselves, life and the universe

recorded… pic.twitter.com/DHDgEhjI0s

— Nicholas Charriere (@nichochar) August 2, 2026

The ratio

I'd hate my parents if I found out they did this

No respect for privacy. Those are people, not miniature versions of yourself made for the purpose of amusing you

— Listening Horseman (@listening_horse) August 2, 2026

Why preserve the sanctity and privacy of late night sleepover chats when you can secretly record everything and feed into the AI slop machine and post about it https://t.co/ka1FcE3ooT

— Mike Duncan (@mikeduncan) August 2, 2026

Everyone's doing it

Using AI in place of real human connection is the worst possible use case for it

— bashbunni (@sudobunni) August 1, 2026