Your spot-on weekly horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- ⏰ is for work, ₿ is for money, ❤️ is for coupled life and ⚤ is for single life
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♈ Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
⏰ Beware of snakes in the office, figuratively speaking, of course. Fortunately, you'll outsmart their cheap politics and shady moves. Let your results do the talking while their jealousy burns them. A competing organisation or your boss's rival may try to recruit you. If you work for the government, kickbacks and sweeteners could trigger a shakedown later.
₿ A long-overdue payment or money you already gave up on may arrive. Fomo-Yolo vibes, dopamine buys and a few fun splurges will take the lead. Brace for a little buyer's remorse.
❤️ More time together means more friction, pet peeves and old dramas crawling back. You two will talk things through, roll your eyes, then somehow end up cuddling again. If you're hiding a side piece, watch your step. One tiny slip-up and your partner will connect dots faster than a true-crime detective.
⚤ Your crush is into someone else, or someone you're seeing is suddenly going official with another person. Ouch? Not really. You'll skip the pity party and upgrade your filters instead. New conversations will come, including one with someone already in your circle that goes deeper than small talk.
♉ Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
⏰ A fresh start is coming your way, whether that's a new role, team or industry. Learning the ropes and meeting new faces will challenge you, but you'll adjust effortlessly. What you're worried about won't play out the way you think. You may get the chance to master skills AI and robots can't replicate. Job hunting? An opportunity in a different time zone or city may pop up.
₿ Socialising costs will spike, but you'll gain valuable connections, insider info and a secret side hustle. Success is on the horizon if you're seeking financial backing, selling assets or brokering a deal. You radiate such a rich, kind-hearted aura that a friend or two might ask for a loan.
❤️ Money talks with your honey might feel tricky, but a sweet compromise is well within reach. Expect peaceful moments together and warm family time, where a well-meaning elder might gently nudge you two about tying the knot or baby plans.
⚤ Seeing someone? Boredom or friction could kick in, making you want to ghost them without a word. You're too lazy to look for love, but networking, work or friends will bring you someone, who finds your reluctant self absolutely irresistible.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20
⏰ Workplace snakes are serving drama with zero days off. Luckily, your paper trail is ironclad and your nerves are ice-cold. You'll outsmart their shady politics and dodge every backstabbing attempt and effort to throw you under the bus. Your sharp instincts and fast decisions will lead to visible, measurable results. A tough situation could turn into a money-making opportunity.
₿ The current planetary alignments will help you connect the dots and spot smarter ways to earn. A new income stream might open up. A delayed payment or money you already wrote off finally arrives. Reward points and discount coupons will come in handy. Unexpected costs won't wreck your financial plan.
❤️ A stranger might shoot their shot at you or your partner right in plain sight. Unresolved issues and petty, recycled arguments could come back. Instead of a full-blown meltdown, you two will say what actually needs to be said. Expect fresh adventures, quality romance and more bedroom activities.
⚤ Someone intriguing may catch feelings for you and honestly, you're not going to mind it one bit. But hurdles, like language barriers, social status or some single-parent/divorcee stigma, could complicate things. Tricky? Maybe. But since you're fearless, you'll probably dive right in anyway.
♋ Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22
⏰ The current planetary alignments sharpen your radar. You'll read the room better, anticipate people's needs and expectations before they speak and navigate conflicts and politics with calm composure. Expect to power through deadlines and clear your backlog. Your ideas may be ahead of the curve but higher-ups won't buy them yet. Job hunting? Challenging roles in health, wellness or education could appear.
₿ Watch your back for income poachers and devious tactics. Keep a buffer if you have kids or pets. Sudden and urgent expenses could pop up. Stay cautious with investments. Fake news and disinformation could find their way to you. DYOR always.
❤️ Clearing the air with your partner feels surprisingly effortless. Any shared challenges will wrap up smoothly with a breakthrough solution. Expect to travel somewhere new and share experiences that will deepen your connection and rekindle your romance. Cross-cultural couples discuss relocating or settling down together.
⚤ Travel, a change of scenery or a new social scene leads you to someone interesting. You'll vibe instantly, keep the conversation flowing and swap socials to keep talking. Meanwhile, a charming romance scammer may slide into your DMs, shower you with affection, then hit you with a sob story and loan request.
♌ Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22
⏰ Curveballs will work in your favour, giving you a chance to flex your skills and forge ties with government agencies and foreign firms while others spiral. Your rival will be drowning in their own drama while you grab the popcorn and enjoy the show from afar. You'll slay deadlines, clear backlogs and catch the higher-ups' attention.
₿ No sudden windfalls or lottery luck. Delayed payments or money may find their way to you. Watch your spending. Careless slips, clumsy mistakes or sudden fines might happen. Being involved with shady money? Brace yourself for lawsuits. Lawyer up now.
❤️ More time together will expose a few pet peeves and spark minor friction, but you two will handle it like adults with decent Wi-Fi and emotional range. You'll find creative compromises that work for both of you. Any lingering issues will be resolved. A shared financial goal or money plan may come into focus.
⚤ You've got money, time and a skincare routine that slaps. You're not rushing to hunt for love, but the universe isn't done with you yet. Fresh faces are popping up both online and IRL. They're interested, but your VIP velvet rope is staying up.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
⏰ Projects and professional ties may end on a bitter note. You'll be pushed straight out of your comfort zone. Combative, manipulative colleagues and demanding clients will keep you on edge, and wherever you work from, drama has a way of finding you. Business owners and job seekers, stay sharp. Unfair terms, hidden catches or exploitative deals may be headed your way.
₿ Income's moving slow. Expect to revisit tax, insurance or shared debt paperwork and clear up missing details. You'll try loud budgeting, but entertainment cravings and fandom Fomo may inspire a splurge. Heading abroad? Watch your wallet and valuables closely.
❤️ Your partner might get extra possessive or micromanage your space, making you feel boxed in. Family pressure hyping you two as the ideal couple could quietly take a toll on you. Sneaking around? Your side fling's real partner may show up and try to blackmail you.
⚤ Seeing someone? Their real spouse could show up, threatening legal action against you. You may feel burned out or emotionally drained by the modern dating scene. Bed-hoppers and hit-it-and-quit-it types will slide into your DMs or cross your path while travelling.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
⏰ Paperwork delays and resource crunches will slow down your momentum. An uncooperative colleague or one sudden resignation could leave you scrambling. Hitting your target is still possible. Expect a mini-celebration once the dust settles. A former colleague may reach out with an intriguing offer or a long-forgotten application might suddenly resurface with good news.
₿ Income will take its time reaching you. Saving will take a backseat while retail therapy, dopamine shopping and treat culture take the wheel. Strangely, no financial hangover follows. If you've had cosmetic work done, an emergency revision is on the cards. Investing with friends? One ugly truth could surface, burn the bridge and leave the investment dead in the water.
❤️ The "agree to disagree" era will be over. Compromises you've comfortably lived with will collapse. Old wounds will be ripped wide open. Secrets tied to money or infidelity may come to light, making tensions even worse. Expect a major turning point in your relationship.
⚤ Seeing someone? A third party or worse, their spouse, could suddenly surface and kill the vibe. The truth will sting and leave you in tears. You'll cut the cord, nurse your wounds and pick up the pieces. A hook-up hunter or two may slide into your DMs or show up while you're out and about.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
⏰ Sudden shake-ups or a colleague's abrupt exit will mean more responsibilities to drain your energy. Stepping into unfamiliar territory will teach you something entirely new and broaden your perspective. A light brownout and tiny bore-out may creep in. Business owners, expect a quick pivot or strategic abandonment. It's time to cut dead weight instead of sinking deeper into sunk-cost traps.
₿ More hustle but your income stays mostly the same. A windfall or inherited asset might land in your lap, but it will come with hefty maintenance costs or tax bills. Watch your wallet for sudden expenses involving your kid, your pet or a must-have device. Skip gambling and risky trades. Lady Luck is on vacation.
❤️ Lingering tension with your partner will ease up, leading to a peaceful resolution. You two may explore new places and share meaningful experiences. Expect quality moments, rekindled romance, and yes, some extra sweet alone time. Pillow talk may revolve around baby names, shared finances or other big commitments.
⚤ You may unexpectedly click with a foreigner or meet an instant spark while travelling. Sounds like a rom-com, right? Too bad real life has distance and language barriers. Google Translate may end up working overtime. Romantic, yes. Easy, no. Still, your heart knows it's worth the hassle.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
⏰ Higher-ups or clients will have Champagne expectations on a canned-beer budget, but you'll pull off a smart, workable solution. You and a colleague won't see eye to eye, but the debate will push things in the right direction and lead to positive outcomes. An international opportunity may appear, but the competition is steep.
₿ Legal headaches around inheritance or debt may surface. A well-connected friend could pull strings and show you the way out. You might earn a little extra cash from a freelance gig or an online part-time job. Your bank account will survive your spending habits but don't push your luck.
❤️ Your love life is a cocktail of sweet romance, mind-numbing boredom and a dash of family drama. No explosive fights, though. You'll survive by compromising or, more realistically, through the art of being silent. Expect peaceful moments and a sudden surge in sexy time. Yes, more bedroom cardio.
⚤ Romance may sneak up on you while you're not hunting for it. Fresh faces wander in, chats turn interesting and a little sexploring for research purposes may happen. You're window-shopping, not buying. Nobody's getting the keys to your heart yet.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
⏰ Projects and professional ties may end on a bitter note. A team switch or career pivot is coming. You'll be starting from zero, and yes, it'll be intense. Expect a tough, no-nonsense mentor to push your stress levels to the max. But this person will rewire how you think, break your old habits and sharpen your skills. Trust the process; it's a glow-up in disguise.
₿ An irresistible opportunity to monetise your craft or productise your expertise will pop up. You may discover a new source of income, but it could take several weeks or months of learning before it starts generating real money. Watch your wallet. Carelessness or klutz tax could hit unexpectedly.
❤️ More time to be together, but love may get rocky. Old issues you two have been avoiding are reaching a tipping point, demanding a real conversation. Secrets tied to money or infidelity may come to light, stirring serious tension. Expect a major turning point in your relationship. Not for the better.
⚤ You'll meet someone who ticks every box, but they play hard-to-get. They'll stay elusive and leave you on read just enough to reel you in. You're not their only option, obviously. Already seeing someone? You may put them on the back burner, but they see right through you.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
⏰ A miscommunication could delay or complicate the resources you're counting on. Critical client issues or drama with nightmare clients may stretch your diplomacy skills thin. You may land a "quiet promotion" while covering for a colleague who suddenly quits. More responsibility, zero extra pay. Your nemesis might just be the person holding the key you need.
₿ Money you've been expecting will show up fashionably late. Gambling and speculation could backfire and turn into a pricey lesson. A generous big-bro or father figure will likely treat you to free meals, cover some expenses or bankroll something worthwhile for you.
❤️ Annoyed by your partner? Good news: that friction is fading. Bad news: sudden family drama or something worse arrives to take its place. You'll be too busy tackling this mess together to argue. Honestly, your petty relationship gripes will feel hilarious compared to this. The universe is serving a major teamwork lesson. Nothing bonds two people faster than surviving chaos together.
⚤ Love crosses your mind, but you're not exactly pining for it. You might shoot your shot at someone and instantly get rejected. Still, your rizz and aura could catch the eye of someone older but beware of age gaps, different mindsets and lifestyle clashes.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
⏰ The current planetary alignments will make it easier for you to connect the dots, combine data with your gut feeling and expand your network. You'll crack tough hurdles with fresh thinking and turn complex problems into concrete, high-impact results. You'll win over decision-makers, nailing every pitch, interview and negotiation. Any campaign or event you launch will win hearts, wallets and screen time like nobody else.
₿ Your income will match your hustle and side gigs or fast-moving opportunities could bring extra cash your way. Still, surprise expenses tied to travel, vehicle repairs or health may come up. Splurging now might sting later. Going abroad? Keep a close eye on your wallet and valuables.
❤️ A sudden shared challenge or crisis will pull you two closer. You'll handle it with calm, quick thinking that leaves your partner deeply impressed or reminds them why they fell for you. What starts as stress may turn into a major bonding moment. Expect a new healthy hobby or routine together.
⚤ Your crush isn't into you. Their romantic focus is on someone else. Someone from work or travel may come on to you, acting way too thirsty and aggressive. Too eager, too much, too soon. Their energy screams desperation, not desire, and may instantly annoy you.